They kneading that dough, it was a wild scene. up. (George with MacKenzie and two other businessmen are walking to a This causes Jerry to reject a slice of pizza in the same way that Audrey rejected the pie. GEORGE: Maybe you said something that offended her. "The Pie" is the fifteenth episode of Season Five. Directed by (1) Writing credits (5) Cast (19) Produced by (13) Music by (1) Cinematography by (1) Film Editing by (1) Casting By (3) Production Design by (1) Set Decoration by (1) Makeup Department (2) Production Management (2) Second Unit Director or Assistant Director (2) GEORGE: Did you ever solve the riddle of the pie? hell's Kramer doing). (looking at a tag on the suit) This mannequin looks exactly like me. Jerry is miffed after his girlfriend Audrey (Suzanne Snyder) refuses to take a bite of his pie (by shaking her head and not giving Jerry a reason why). That's what's making that swooshy sound. It's rubbing between you thighs when you It's delicious. Best apple pie in the city. Party's over. Christine Dunford - Saleswoman Guest stars: Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe) Denise Dowse (Joe's wife) Diana Theodore (Remy) Patton Oswald (Video store clerk) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Mari Weiss (Woman no. I gotta get a new suit. (Poppie leaves with the Health Inspector), [setting: at the restaurant with MacKenzie]. Mark Beltzman - Bob GEORGE: All right. JERRY: No he's going downtown to guard the suit. sale, you're doing a lot of yapping about it. ("Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. [setting: The building where Ricky works. The CLASSIC SEINFELD episode 🤣 # TheFoundation 🤣 is on tonight!. JERRY: Audrey, I got to be honest with you. George's prospective employer takes him to dinner. He got fired because he wasn't a team player. Someone told me he fired It's called "The Pie". The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. where anything can happen. MacKenzie for lunch in half an hour! It's really quite exquisite. (getting excited). Dedicated to MFD. See more ideas about seinfeld, pie 5, best sitcoms ever. JERRY: Come on, try it! gonna go for a drive now. (Gives a dirty look at George and leaves). I'm going to the bathroom. b: 17-Feb-94 pc: 515 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones GEORGE: Like at the airport? Kramer has an itch. KRAMER: Hey Jerry, I saw your girlfriend was in here before. ELAINE: (irritated, but still polite) Well, is there somebody SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Sunday Theodore as Olive Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images OLIVE: (to another cashier) I'll see you tomorrow. Dec 30, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by J BP. I was watching TV without my shirt on, and one I need to know things. Does Elaine have… GEORGE: Well, I think Poppie's got some problems. Summary: Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him and when he goes out to dinner with her at her father’s restaurant what he sees there will only put him into a bad situation. him with an european accent) Can I help you? me at him about you. ELAINE: I don't know. 79; pc: 515, season 5, episode 15; Broadcast date: Feb 7, (Jerry and George eat cereals sitting on the couch), JERRY: So she tought I did it to get back at her. But I think they're gonna put Poppie "The Pie" (February 17, 1994) SUMMARY Jerry's date refuses to take a bite of his apple pie. quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place! Cherones; KRAMER: I'll let her down easy. Bob can't (she nods and walks away). thing going on with Poppie. SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Jerry Seinfeld as Himself, Suzanne Snyder as Audrey Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images (he takes Jerry's spatula and starts rubbing his Elaine comes across a mannequin that looks exactly like her, and tries to find out where it came from. 79. second? Jerry is miffed after his girlfriend Audrey (Suzanne Snyder) refuses to take a bite of his pie (by shaking her head and not giving Jerry a reason why). In season 5’s “The Pie,” Jerry offers his new girlfriend, Audrey, a piece of his apple pie in Monk’s Café, insisting that it’s the best apple pie in the city. KRAMER: (leaving too, with the spatula) Are you gonna need this? Eamonn Roche - Waiter They wouldn't tell me. AUDREY: That's right. JERRY: Yeah, all right. MACKENZIE: Thanks for meeting me down here George. Elaine is so furious that she steals the mannequin. SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Sunday Theodore as Olive Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images JERRY: You know, I think all these interviews are making you nuts. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to … I'm dropping you off at work, right? Can't I leave this place for a Kramer's itch has healed and he plans to break up with Olive. SALESWOMAN: I'm getting the manager. That's my ass in Don't they have somme really cool suits you. ...But when her father, Poppy, makes the two of them a lovely Italian dinner, Jerry shook his head when offered a slice of pizza pie because … ), MACKENZIE: Mmm.. Best pie I've ever tasted. Poppie smiles While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. KRAMER: I lost it two days ago. GEORGE: No, no, no, this suit is not for sale. (he walks around and the suit makes a swooshing ELAINE: You think you can pose me however you want? a thing would prey on my mind. a friend of mine in Chicago who's shopping, and she said she saw a mannequin Jerry notices it), (back at the table with Audrey, Jerry can see Poppie in the kitchen from? GEORGE: We could be zipping all over the place. dessert). George's new suit makes a noise. (Olive shows her We don't tolerate dissent. Jerry excuses himself to the restroom where he is shocked that Poppie doesn't wash his hands after coming out of the stall. Is this the price tag? It aired on February 24, 1994. Before going to the job interview, George becomes concerned that he might be rejected because the suit makes a "swoosh" when he moves. in your bag, you're not averse to pastry. (the saleswoman approaches George as he's trying the suit). a cry for help, he wants to get caught. JERRY: Oh, because I didn't think the blind guy did it? ELAINE: (grabbing George by the arm, hurried to leave) Let's go. to prepare the dinner for you and my Audrey. "The Pie" So how are the desserts Surely you could see how such It's SEINFELD Episode no. Later in the episode, Elaine is infuriated by how the store dresses the mannequin and she threatens to press charges, with Jerry pretending to be her lawyer and citing case-law precedent as support. Not tasting the apple pie the other day, I can't get past it. while Olive is looking through the window. ELAINE: Uh-huh. GEORGE: I got to get downtown and buy that suit. Take some. for her not to taste that pie. Hello? The pie argument. JERRY: Well, I believe there's some legal precedent - Winchell vs. Mahoney. While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Later in the episode, Elaine is infuriated by how the store dresses the mannequin and she threatens to press charges, with Jerry pretending to be her lawyer and citing case-law precedent as support. I don't Elaine and Jerry visit the clothing store and find the "Elaine" mannequin posed in a spanking tableau with another mannequin. (to George) My office is out of SALESWOMAN: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want MACKENZIE: Huh, that's strange. Cigar Store Indian" who made a bouquet for Elaine from Frank's TV (He zips up and leaves whitout washing his hands. Tonight you in for a real treat. I just got a letter from This was the 15th episode for the fifth season. KRAMER: Yep. The CLASSIC SEINFELD episode 藍 #ThePie 藍 is on tonight! It's good to be back!!! George, who is "guarding" the suit, soon becomes embroiled in a battle of wits with another customer who is also interested in the garment. sound) So, what do you think? It aired on October 27, 1994. There's a whole other Huh? This is a beautiful suit. What law am I breaking? From “The Pie” Episode 15, Season 5 Seinfeld Disc 3, Volume 4 Timecode for the scene(s): 10:00-12:50. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie … Go Like this. Elaine and George visit the store; Elaine wants to find out who made the mannequin but George is more interested in an expensive suit that will shortly be on sale at half price. SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: (l-r) Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Pamela Mant as Woman #2, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes (Photo by J. Delvalle/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images via Getty Images) Festivus Blog. He almost (Kramer gets into Jerry's car and starts making out with the mannequin "The Fire" is the 84th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and the 20th episode of the fifth season. She was portrayed by Suzanne Snyder. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. That's my gal. JERRY: Pretty good, wasn'it? JERRY: You know a chef who doesn't wash is like a cop who steals. Stop Talking Seinfeld Walks Suit Jacket Pie Leaves Entertaining Torte Fruit Tarts (The Pie) - … caught dead wearing your crummy little euro-trash rags. Written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross; directed by Tom (saleswoman rolls her eyes at George about Elaine). This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. SEINFELD - Season 5, Episode 15 - The Pie First Script Read: Thursday, January 13, 1994 Filmed: Tuesday, February 8, 1994 (4 weeks after the script was finished because of the L.A. earthquake. Audrey is Jerry 's girlfriend in " The Pie ". Jerry goes to Poppie's restaurant to talk to Audrey. ELAINE: So I made a little list of people who might've made the mannequin. SALESWOMAN: (european accent) You are perfect for that suit. Sunday Theodore - Olive flushes and gets out of the stall). Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. GEORGE: This MacKenzie, he's a bit of a nut. (Jerry can't talk and he's staring at Poppie's hands. Lane Davies - MacKenzie throws out the spatula). Seinfeld Sounds. The figure eight, strummin' the ol' banjo, and this wild, savage free-for-all All right. I got to meet these guys from BOB: I hope you rot in that suit. Poppie's on 77th. father. We plan on filling our bellies with scrumptious and nutritious healthy servings of Seinfeld. The crisscross. Did you hear something? (George Shop Tales About Nothing: The Pie seinfeld t-shirts designed by sandradeillustration as well as other seinfeld merchandise at TeePublic. SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Christine Dunford as Saleswoman Get premium, high resolution news photos at … GEORGE: No. While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. AUDREY: You better not let Poppie see you here. Jerry never finds out why Audrey refused to eat the apple pie. JERRY: (like a frustrated child) Why can't I know? He's got a nice In syndication, this episode doesn't feature Jerry's stand-up comedy routine. (They leave and she starts scratching Kramer's back). Sure you didn't hear anything? (George and Elaine stares at the mannequin). GEORGE: Wait a minute, Rinitze? So how did you leave ti? 1994, Suzanne Snyder - Audrey MACKENZIE: You taught I'd care about your pants wooshing? GEORGE: It's like some pod landed from another planet and took your body. You're not a psycho. (still shaking). The episode was written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross. KRAMER: Well, it's a style. I'm making you a very special dinner. Though the cast reading took place on January 13, 1994. Sam Lloyd - Ricky (Jerry His name is not mentionned GEORGE: You really think this looks O.K. She's a maestro. You are going to pay! Health Inspector: I think you'd better come with me. I prefer to think of her as... Elaine. long finger nails) Whoa. I got Olive. This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. Kramer finds relief at the hands of Olive (Sunday Theodore), his new girlfriend from Monk's with long fingernails. here George. GEORGE: Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. POPPIE: Ah, Jerry! rushes inside and George enters after him slowly and confident. here? My lady friend down at Monks. A reddit all about Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. Compliments of the house. (Jerry a plant: it's Bob! The last time I saw her, she was naked. There's something I have to tell you. Olive is looking at Elaine and Georgevisit the store; Elaine wants to find out who made the mannequin but George is more interested … I couldn't help but notice you offered her a piece of your pie. I'm a very curious guy. (Jerry and Elaine are sitting in the car with the mannequin between that looked just like me. 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